WHAT I BELIEVE.. (:

One person suffers from a delusion and it is called insanity.
A group of people suffer from a delusion and it is called religion.

Let's leave all the fun and ish a hot minute and let's talk about the one topic that there is no real answer to:
Religion.
It starts wars, shows corruption and puts barriers in between people that shouldn't be there - not to mention the stereotypical views of particular groups.

First, let me just say to every one - being Jewish is NOT a race, it is a religion - it really BUGS me when people say that.

Regardless of what religion you are, every religion believes in a GOD, LIFE AFTER DEATH and DOING RIGHT - unless you worship "The Devil" - but even then... that's not a religion.. that's just trying to be different and failing.

My family believe in 

GOD & ALLAH
I have Catholic, Christian and Muslim family, so you can imagine the regular debates!

Okay, look at it simply.
Let's say a Muslim religion is an apple, and being Catholic is a banana - two different things, but still fruit.
If you have only ever eaten a banana all your life, who are you to say that an banana is the best or more than an apple? And who are you to even say it?

You know, Catholics and Christians and other religions look down on Muslims because of the way they are perceived in the media; suicide bombings, but there are Catholics, Christians and other religions killing themselves, other people and innocents in wars all over the world. So really, who are you to judge?

We tend to follow the religion that our parents follow, but with my family being diverse, religion has never been a big thing in my family.

And I am very sorry if I offend any religion, it is not intentional.

So, I have been told that "All Muslims Go To Hell" by a Christian, but yet, if God loves EVERYBODY in the world, then, why would he let these people go to hell. In the commandments, it says that we should only honor one God, and I swear Allah is their one God.. So what's the problem?

I went to a Roman Catholic Primary School & Highschool and I can honestly say, I don't go to church.
All religions believe in life after death whether it be re-incarnation or heaven, so it's quite possible to argue that maybe as humans we need an answer because we don't like the idea of our bodies shutting down and never ever being alive again?
I know I don't, and I am scared to die. But you know, I'm sure my parents are too.


So what do I believe?

I believe in a higher being, whether you wish to call him "God", "Allah", "Buddah", "Joe" or "Fred" is up to you. I believe in doing right for people and being sorry for the wrong things I have done, but I am only a human. No body is perfect - not even Jesus - and Mark's Gospel proves that and I have been taught that from a R.E teacher so... (:


But yeah, I pray and apologise to "God" because growing up, I was put in that pattern of religion, told to believe that religion and told you know, "God" is my "God". But I can honestly say I don't believe God is a person or anything.


I believe in a higher being, something beyond this world. I believe that something created this world, something put ME on this world to do something great. I believe in doing right by people and to be as humble as I can be and grateful for what I have.

I can honestly say in religious terms "I know Jesus" and I have accepted him as my "Savior" through baptism and communion, but what about those people who have switched religion?

They have found their "God" - and they honor that one God, that higher being, are they going to hell? Or is heaven and hell just a state of mind? A dreamworld where your constantly regretting every bad choice and thing you did? Is heaven a dreamworld where you have peace of mind, resting in peace?

If religion says to respect your fellow man, why do kill each other? Why do we constantly battle with other religions, and not respect their beliefs?

Why do not challenge our own religion?
Scared that all of our answers will never be found?
Scared that we realise that we are scared of what is to come?

Faith is belief without proof.

So respect people's faith, you have it too, just because you put your faith in something else doesn't give you the right to slate off other people or their religion.

We are all human, we all want and answer, we all live on this earth.

HAVE RESPECT FOR YOUR FELLOW MAN.

SHE'S DANGEROUS, SUPER BAD.. BETTER WATCH OUT SHE'LL TAKE YA CASH (':

Okay, so it's girls like this: you know those ones - "Ohhhh I'm really drunkkk" - No you're a grabbing attention bitch and the cheap way you have dressed shows that a glass of Lambrini and you're pretty much game for anything (':

LOL

So a guy flashes his months earnings in a club like a knob buying these girls drinks all night because he wants sex - Seriously guys, we know that your brains are in your pants, and we can't blame you.. Haha

Anyway, so this guys who's basically buying out the bar looks like Flava Flave and he thinks he's "pimpin'"
The end of the night comes and pissssssseeed - the hoes are sucking next mans dicks for a ride home (':
And it seems that no guy cares what the girl looks like as long as she has a pussy.. and it seems no girl cares who or what he is as long as he's spending his money and not hers.

I mean, seriously?
Why else is she being bought drinks from the bar?
For pity?
(':
I'd buy her a pity drink..


And I know Freud says that
"Girls marry their Fathers"
But Literally?!?

It's hardly a physical attraction for the girls.
But do you think they spend their own money?

Or maybe it's those damn beer goggles
We know those ones...
When you're f*cked and you get a flash back the day later of that girl you were lipsin' up..

(':

I guess all I'm trying to say is guys, don't spend your money. If she's willing to suck your dick for a drink, imagine what the next guys getting?
And girls, have some respect, buy your own drinks and spend your own money.
BE INDEPENDENT

Cheers! (:

GIRLS ON GUYS, GIRLS ON GIRLS...

So every woman reading this can happily say that they have always said something negative about guys..
"Oh he's nothing but this..."
"All guys are like that..."

I am so guilty of it, I mean seriously -
"I want every guy to join the army and be killed" LOL
(you can tell this was a nasty day!)

But really, it's not the man who makes the man, it's the woman who makes the man. I'm not just talking about the girlfriend, I'm talking about the upbringing too and I speak for every individual on the earth when I say that. Okay, so let's just simply break it down before I start rambling on..

Ready?

Coolio!

So, to every woman - there are good guys out there, and there's someone for you, you just gottah find them. We go on about how guys are useless and cheats and what not - we let one guy speak for the whole community and it's not fair, so sorry.

(:
"We kool now G?"
LOL

I mean I could literally tell you names of those guys who are genuine and not players.. but even still - we're only young. I mean I still think I'm too young to even mention boys to my mum, let alone be  in a relationship!

So onto the ramble..

Relationships.
They're hard, and it really is a learning process. You can't just put two people together and expect them to not have conflict - we're all human with flaws - and that's what makes us all individually gift wrapped!
^_^

You can't ask someone to be like someone else, because that's not them!
Okay, so I was with a guy for a few months, and we spoke first and you know, we was friends and we got on really well and all that jazz, and the relationship seemed to be fine.

UNTIL THE CHANGE
Now everybody knows what "The Change" is - it's that moment people get too comfortable with the person they're with and things start slipping out.

So, you know, I wear clothes and style my hair differently because he likes it, and I want to make him happy and make an effort. I mean, there's nothing wrong with that, but it's when things like diets,  telling people what to do, cutting off friends because you don't like them.. - This is what "Grinds My Gears".

So you knew me before we thought about a relationship, you knew I dress a certain way, spoke to certain people and did certain things, and you said you liked me.
What changed?
Why are you trying to change me?

Obviously I understand, there are people out there who are busy and their relationships come last in their lives, and maybe things need to be prioritised, but you know a relationship is hard work.
Do you expect your friends to change? Do you expect them to dress a different way?

No.
And if you do, please apologise to them!

Friendships & Relationships start when you are faced with the same feelings. Once you have that connection, it's hard to break. Sounds cheesy I know.

I have actually rambled on so much about relationships that I have forgot what to write.
Typical.

Oh yeah, so I'll skip a big part because I cannot remember and go to the topic of men who hit women...
(this was a suggested post by my Sunny <3)

This is up for discussion so feel free to talk to me about it.



See me, I'm all for the biting, scratching... when it comes to, cough cough, THAT (;
But the fine line between kinky and abuse is blurred. Guys talk about how they'd never hit a girl, but come down to it; you ever pushed your sister, hit one of your friends who is a female in a jokey way?
That's a lil' extreme, but seriously look at it that way.

My Dad has always said
"No man should put his hand on a female whether she's in the right or wrong"...

But you know, if I start hitting guys I'm not going to just expect them to stand there. But on the other hand am I just allowing them to hit me?

Wow, this subjects a toughy..

Like, see I know it's wrong and I know most people know this, but what about when girls hit guys? So we're seen as "weaker".. I know some BUTCH females haha.
(Oh the Jeremy Kyle flash back haha)

So, this issue for me isn't resolved, I guess it's something fr you to think about:
When girls hit guys, is it acceptable? And if it is, why is it not okay for guys to swing back as a self defense?

SUMMER TIME - No Pain, No.. Loss?

So finally, Summer's back and so's the diet..
Oh great!

So, Special K want me to eat their original cereal twice a day then for dinner have egg on toast - how thoughtful of them.

Day one has already started and I'm already craving a burger! ):
God help me when I'm in work!

Okay, so besides cutting out obvious foods and dramatically cutting portions, we all know I'm going to have to give up my alcohol ):

Bye Bye Weekenders = Bye Bye Flab
 I suppose it's okay though, I mean, think of the money I'll save and stuff
But still! - No Fair..


So what's the reason for my diet?
Every girl has a reason for a diet, whether it be a holiday, birthday.. it's never "Just so I can lose weight" - otherwise we wouldn't all feel to get a "Summer Body"..


My reason..
Nottinghill Carnival 2010

For once, I'd like to be able to have a picture taken of me and not worry about "Urghh, that angle.. Urghh I hope they don't put that up". I mean obviously, I'm not looking to walk around in my underwear, but I still want to show an amount of flesh and be comfortable.

And with me, I have tried every diet in the book and I lose motivation, but with me going to University in September.. I am nothing, but motivated.

- Last year, I was soooo bait. I mean you can just search certain sound systems on the internet and you'll see me somewhere.

You might not be able to spot me, but I can because of my stupid afro that i decided to rock last year.
LOL
Anybody who knows me will be able to see me to - and this is a distorted video!

BAIT.

So why do we women feel to lose weight none stop?
Why do we feel we're not pretty enough, thin enough, good enough?
 Look at the media.

Okay so we have size 0,2,4 and 6 models.
Anybody who is a size 8,10 & 12 are now considered plus size.

So most real women are plus sizes?
 Is that really what we are trying to say?


That most women will never be famous, models, singers, actresses?
I mean, way to kill of a lot of girl's dreams!/

Most of these stupid pictures are touched up and fixed, THEY don't even look like that!

Okay, okay, so I don't want to be this thin
LOL


But most women feel like they don't fit in to this world because of the way they look.
And if this is how we're supposed to look then, I doubt any woman feels comfortable in their own skin.


The best tip I have is basically to lose enough weight so that YOU feel comfortable.
I mean, I'm quite comfortable as I am, I have gotten over the fact that I will always have big hips and boobs.. I've always been like that.


But, I just want to lose enough so that I can feel pretty - but seriously, no woman should feel like that.

Every woman is beautiful in their own right, and every woman deserves to feel beautiful, but I guarantee that no woman is ever going to feel that way because of the media.
 _________

On a less depressing, ramble on level...


(:

I decided to write this part in a bright colour to brighten the mood LOL!

Here's some things that are supposed to help speed up weight loss, whether they work, I don't know, but I'm going to try them...
#1. Eat specific foods. A number of food additives, like spices, can help to speed up your metabolism by creating a thermodynamic burn that has been shown to last a few hours after you eat.

#2. Time your meals. The majority of your calories should be earlier in the day. Your meals should contain less total calories as the day goes on. Try to eat little or preferably nothing at all after your evening meal
"BREAKFAST LIKE A KING, LUNCH LIKE A PRINCE AND DINE LIKE A PAUPER"

#3. Always leave the table like you could have eaten a little bit more. Don't eat for pleasure.

#4. Increase your daily activities. To prevent fat storage and to drop any excess that you might be carrying you must increase your daily activities.

#5. Keep your protiens and carbs away from each other!
Don't mix protiens and carbs because your body ha to work harder to digest, have green and red days.
Green days - Veg & CARBS (e.g. Bread, Pasta, Potatoes)
Red Day - Meat (:
I learned this from Slimmer's World

and finally

#6. Cold Showers - this is supposed to increase your metabolism

Happy Dieting!

KITTY KAT (':

People like me do this and then think they should be make up artists (':

It's so easy, use liquid liner , and draw squiggly c & o shapes.
I know it's a bit much on both the lips and eyes, but I was sooooo bored.
One day I will cover my whole face (':

To colour it in a used a simple brown eye pencil..
Pretty self explanatory.

I am normal.
I promise.

Just tilt your head and stop moaning (':

BABY YOU CAN GOOGLE ME

So wow, you really can.

Paisleigh Bi

Just a blog dedicated to that 'cos I'm seriously cheesed haha (':

:D

FUNKAY (:

Yeah, since it's Summer..
Myself and the talented MC Wrighty made this track a while ago - and it's only a rough version, but yeah (:

Here it is.

Produced by Mischief (Jay Holgate)

  You Know What You Gotta Do ft. MC Wrighty by paisleighbimusic

A BREAK DOWN ON KONICHIWAGWAN - THE MATHS

So a lot of people are asking what "Konichiwagwan" is..
So basically, it's a word that basically describes my music created by my beautiful friend Nafey (: <3

Konichiwa + Wagwan

A blend of two different cultures.
My music is a blend of different styles - I want my music to appeal to a wider audience bringing different people together from different backgrounds and music tastes.

A representation of the different people
My mix - Chinese, Brazilian & Dominican Rep.

It's a representation of the different and unique people in the world.

 

 

 

 

The industry has become an image, if you don't look a certain way then you'll never make it.
What happened to bigger artists?
What happened to listening to music?
What happened to good music?


Music has lost it's way.
It's more about striking a pose in the latest designer labels, rather than the real stuff that counts.
It's more about look at how much money I have rather than - listen to my talent.

In this day an age auto tune gives tone deaf people the right to be a singer.
Seriously?


So this is why the Konichiwagwan Movement counts.
It's the difference from the music industry today and what it used to be. A fusion of new school and old school - catchy, good quality music no matter what a person looks like.

It's a movement that keeps getting stronger (:

KONICHIWAGWAN?

GUYS ON THE NET - THE "BADMANS" AND THE "BIG DADDIES" LOL

These are my pet hates about guys on the net:
1. They try talk to you some DIFFERENT way
2. Regardless if you have a man, they still try it.
3. The "Badman" Pose.
4. Willy Flashing (Yes, I say WILLY)
5. Majority of guys are only talking to girls because they think they are getting somewhere.

Okay, this guy try talk to me on that sleazy ProfilePic site.
and yes, my ProfilePic blog will be up soon - still researching (':


And I am picking on this guy because he hit all five of my pet hates. I don't care.

Okay, so
"Hello, I haven't wrote my name on my site, I am just hoping I can grab your attention by not introducing myself or my age or anything about me. I'm depending on this one line
 "Hey x"
So yeah, get at me."

One picture of your face and your think your overly "piff" (- seriously?! We need to come with better slang!)
I am posing like this because I think I am a model.


So yeah...

This is my willy.


I mean guys, why is it okay for you to put this messed up sh*t online for the whole world to see?!
If a girl put pictures up of her private parts, then she's a hoe, guys do it and we think it's okay?!?!?!?!

Nuh Huh!

As I was saying tho'
"This is my willy for the world to see."


This is what I do for a living and in my spare time..

I think I am a bad man because I am baiting myself up over the net...

I just like to take some time out for those guys who hit all 5 pet hates (:

Covering Liverpool ( A continuation of can Liverpool's Underground going Overground)

Okay, so I thought I'd blog as I just had an amazing reception from AWF - A blog will be posted soon as pictures and video's are done (:


I'm in such a blogging mood...


Anyways, I digress.


I found myself talking to Topboi & N'empire today about Liverpool's underground scene - between all the artists, it is literally the topic of conversation that will never die until someone is recognised.


So, let's re cap.


Liverpool has an underground movement, the support however is minimal.
And I'm not talking about the crowd.


So this whole Wiley thing about him "moving to Liverpool".
(For the record, I am not cussing the man, I rate him!)
So everyone's jumping on the "Wiley Hype"
(He should sooo make a song called this!)

Everyone knows that we now have someone to help us onto the musical map. He has already done tracks with our very own Miss Myers, Kof, Chelcee Grimes & Keshia Santos - I will be talking about this in a hot second!

So, big up to Wiley for that! He's making movements and helping artists.
But, on a level. I'm not hating, but our own artists don't even want to do tracks with us - I mean what's that all about?

We have the E-Laborators, Myself, Stylie, N'Empire, Topboi, Alliee, Future..
and the list really goes on.
Myself, I am more than happy to collaborate, but then we have these egos. Bad, bad egos.

For example, Fire You Up by Wiley ft. Kof & Chelcee Grimes - and everyone is forgetting my lovely Keshia Santos.
Keshia Santos IS on this chorus.

So, it gets played on 1Xtra, Kwame shouts out to everyone apart from Keshia - parr.

Keshia is in the video.
Keshia deserves to be mentioned.

So, we have this ego.. Now again for the record I am not hyping, trying to start beef or hating, but apparently, Keshia has been told that she is only on the track to "Spice it up"..

yeah okay..
a kick ass singer like her.
"Seen."
The track is sick tho'!


But this starts beef, imagine you were on a track with one of the UK's hottest grime artists and you get no recognition. Not having that at all. So why tell someone that they were just put on the track to "Spice it up"?
Biggest Egotistical Statement of 2010.

Artists here are helping nobody.

I was reminiscing with N'Empire & Topboi today saying how certain artists promised to bring to attention Liverpool's talent if they blew up. So we supported, bigged them up, helped them. And now their heads are so swollen that it's every man and woman for themselves.

We want to be big and get plays. But we won't even help the people that helped us get there. 

Lovely.
Hospitality here is the worst.

 We have artists saying the same thing and still they're not willing to work with anybody. I mean, if you don't want to do a track with someone just say "Oh, I don't mean to be rude, but I don't think I want to.." - or something along those lines. Don't just air out a question or say "yeah" and long it - that's how you start to get disrespect.
Then there comes the beef.

And it's not nice. I remember back in 2006 and artists were helping everybody, we all had that hunger and the music scene was a strong and well connected...
4 years on, what the f**k happened?!

So certain people's heads started to swell. People started to see themselves as "famous" because they're doing bigger shows and what not - I mean so what, right now, I would be more than happy to do shows for free and just connect with the crowd rather than be paid and have some balloon head.

I mean, still big up for getting out there, but until you're internationally known like Beyonce and Gaga and Alicia - pipe down and have some humble pie!
(and this has nothing to do with what I am saying but while it's in my head.. Seriously that "Beyonce" look a like from big brother with her boobs out on the front cover of a "lads mag" calling herself the "Bigger Boobed Beyonce" - seriously?! - urhhhh! She can have a serving of humble pie too!)

But yeah.

I just decided to rant again, this whole underground scene going overground is a hot, hot topic and I barely want to say too much in case it starts some kind of beef like I'm trying to cuss.

On levels, all the Urban artists of Liverpool need to check their heads, eat some pie, and just sort out all of our problems with each other in a room. Everyone should jump on one track and we should be a movement.
I AM A LIVERPOOL ARTIST.
WHAT ARE YOU?

(:

All the artists of Liverpool should get a t-shirt with this on (':

And it's a sick idea and you know it (':



I actually even made a quick design...

PHONEJACKERS INSIDE THE PARTY (:

P-H-O-N-E-J-A-C-K-E-R-S (:

"BOOM SHACK - SHAKE YA WEAVE"

Okay, first of all, hello again people - I've been mad busy with shows (:

YAY!


So, as a thang to just say - myself and Stylie officially merk any given slot (': Tinchy went soooo sick that we were given a slot in Zoo Club Liverpool - it was last minute because the promoter found it so hard to find us - so everyone that was able to show up - big up for the support thanks for the skankin' (:

Basically, we got you begging for more so we will be headlining the next event - and the manager now has my phone and BBM contacts so I'll keep y'all posted.


So thanks guys, the support has been more than great (:


Okay, so what's new..

Myself and Stylie are booked for AWF (Anthony Walker Festival) 2010 in Sefton Park at 12.30pm so make sure you're all there - I will also be performing with N'Empire & Topboi showing our amazing tracks and skills.

Liverpool really has talent at unbelievable standards.

Stylie has been booked throughout this Summer until September with Radio City to do shows in Magaluf - She's going so many places it's unbelievable!!

Myslf, I will be leaving my lovely city soon ): But I will be bringing the talent with me so see me in Birmingham or London soon showing what Liverpool has! And I am also going to be working on so many tracks with artists from all over Liverpool touching on loads of different genres for you all, so again, I'll keep you posted.


But yeah, it's 2010 and I feel like I'm finally being heard, I'm going to start posting up some of mine and Stylie's stuff!!!!!!

My Lil Wayne Freestyle

Okay, so obviously I am not a rapper, and obviously I don't ever think I will be. But I did this for the simple fact that I have not done a video in a while.
This quality isn't all that as you know - it's recorded from my Blackberry - LOVE IT haha! (':
So you might wana turn down the volume when I actually sing (Don't say I didn't warn you)
And yeah enjoy - it's 100% freestyled like literally off the top of my head <3

So here it is!
Subscribe, check out the video blog and what not (:

IT'S HILARIOUS (':

GaGa Inspired (:

My GaGa Inspired Look (:

This is my look that has been inspired by Lady Gaga's look in "Telephone" (:

I decided to change it up a little to suit my skin tone (:

The contouring on my pictures is barely visible because of my dumb blackberry ):

So yeah (:

I'd blog the tutorial but reading and showing you are two different things (':

((:

And by the way check these guys out (:

they are legendary! 

LAV, LAV, LAV!

Hello My Darlings (: It's Been A While

The most important topic in my life at this moment - 

The Big Night

Okay, so my lil' sister, I and a few friends (including my lovely Ellis & DeYahna) are all going on a night out in the UK's only 7 * club - which happens to be in Liverpool.

(:

Okay, so none of us have ever attended this club before in our lives (':

And the fact that we have £2,000 of drink on our table is probably the reason why we are looking forward to it (':

Are we over estimating the night?

Basically I just need people to get at me and let me know if they've ever been haha!

Because literally I have my dress and shoes and stuff on order - and it's going to cost A LOT! I wana know if I'm wasting my time haha (':

The shoes that she's wearing (': YAY!

So yeah (: Please let me know guys and dolls!!

Can Underground Music in Liverpool go Overground?

As part of Liverpool's Sound City, I attended a conference with DJ Ras Kwame form 1Xtra.The topic: Can Liverpool's Urban Underground Scene, go OVERGROUND?

Okay, so on the panel were other people from Liverpool involved with the Urban Underground.
The conference itself, wasn't so much a waste of time, but the people answering the questions didn't really know what it was like to be an aspiring artist from Liverpool. Also within the conference, nothing productive really cam from it - what? We received a few email addresses and we think everything will change?

No.

Let's talk about the Liverpool Underground Scene.

PROBLEM 1
Liverpool is like a village. Everyone knows everyone.
I know literally all the aspiring underground artists from Kof, Janiece Myers, Jay Norton and Esco Williams to Future, Miss Stylie, Kev Willow & A.R.T.
Okay, so if I know these people,
why should it be a problem to make good music?
Ego.

The hospitality between most artists in Liverpool is disgusting; we all rate each other, but think that we're better at the same time? Fix up!
There are artists out there that are ready to collab with everyone and see the benefits, but then there's the artists who think they've made it in life - and it's these artists that need to take a step back.

Why rate an artist as sick, if you will never collab with them?
I work with anyone I believe is decent, and I learn from them. Collaborating with other artists is the BEST thing to do; we create a mini buzz around the area, more and more people will begin to know. The buzz grows.
Working with other artists adds diversity to your music as well as more fans.
New people will be introduced to you, there's more opportunity to perform too.


We also have that "Hater" attitude; and we all do it.

If we don't believe someone should get far and they do, it's because of you; haters.
Okay, I may not rate a song, and I may constantly take the piss out of the song. End of the day; I know the words. I give it more YouTube plays showing it to people.

PROBLEM 2 
Those people who promise you things and don't deliver.

This is probably the reason why Liverpool's artists DON'T work with each other.

There are certain people around making it big for themselves and good for them. But if you try and get involved, they leave you hanging. You can do as many favours as you like and you won't get nothing in return.
Overcome it by using them as they use you. Don't feel cheeky to ask for favours and ask why they won't do them. At the end of the day, you have a right, right?

There are those people who hold back artists and only look out for their own. Props for the loyalty to each other but at the end of the day people with talent; and I will be big headed and say "like myself", need recognition. 

I know that I have the talent and motivation to go far, but is that all you need??

No.

Bringing us to
PROBLEM 3:

Image.

Let's think back to the 80s & 90s.
We try so hard to make our music like this because it's the current trend; but all we look at literally is the image; can we sell this person as a product?

And that's all an artist is seen as.

Not for their talent or skill.

Okay, I personally have nothing against them, but for example:

N DUBZ

They started out local, and did everything themselves.
SO AM I AND A LOT OF OTHER ARTISTS AROUND THE UK.
 They're just a nice thing to look at day to day.

Not trying to cuss, I do rate them and they are talented no lie, but seriously, I have probably done things these people have never done and supported the same acts. Why am I not signed?

Because I'm fat.

And I know this.
I've always been a big girl.

The media tells me everyday that I am disgusting; but I am naturally a big girl and my family is big.
My music however kicks ass.

And I know it does.

I can rock any crowd, I do all genres and I can kill a set!

Okay, yeah there have been lots of "Big Girls"; they all had one hit wonders and they were played through radio and when we all saw them, what did we do? We stopped rating them.

We want our celebrities to look perfect and be "role models"; so instead of a real person with talent, we want 3 people that are kind of attractive that probably by now have an attitude and take drugs?
Great.

PROBLEM 4
Money.
Money.
Money.

Need I say more?

Studio costs money. Mastering costs money.
Photography costs money.

MONEY = TIME

Okay, so I could y my studio and learn how to use it...
Where am I getting my studio, how do I pay for it?
How do I pay for my lessons?

If your track don't sound professional, it won't be listened to.
It won't be played on radio.
It can't be promoted or sold as a product.


FAIL.


OVERCOME

The problem is to come together; it won't happen, not for a while.
But let's hope it does happen one day.

ALL THE BEST ACTS FROM ALL OVER INCLUDING
TINCHY STRYDER & SPEECH DEBELLE

AND MYSELF xD

21st May 2010 @ o2 Academy
Myself & MC Stylie, Miss Myers, Checlee Grimes & Kof are supporting
SPEECH DEBELLE

Tickets are only £10 and you can get them from Myself & Stylie

GET YOUR SKANKIN' FACES READY!!!

MYSELF AND STYLIE HAVE A KILLER SET!!
We're gonna use the hottest and freshest new tunes, the dirtest Dub & Elecro and we guarentee to get you hype like we did last time!!

Are you f*ckin' ready world?!

Get your converse at the ready and buy a ticket from either Me or Stylie FASTTTTTT!!!
'Coz guys; YOU AIN'T READY FOR THIS SH*T!!


STYLIE & PAISLEIGH - REMEMBER THESE NAMES!!
We just wana thank you all for helping us get there! You hyped @ our last performance, and all your support, love and feedback has gave us the chance to perform in one of the UK's biggest events!

It's such an honour to be supporting the Mercury winning Speech Debelle - she's one of my idols and he's so talented.
If you don't know her, seriously guys, google her!!

We also have other performances lined up hopefully (YN)
We gots our fingers crossed like!!!



But seriously guys, please, come down &
show support!!


We'll be giving away our promo for free!!

PHONEJACKER VOL. I


ARE YOU READY?!?!?!?!

Hopefully we'll see you @
Sound City!

message me for details:

paisleigh_ylb@hotmail.co.uk
www.twitter.com/paisleigh
www.facebook.com/paisleighylb

DOUBLE UP (:

He's going to kill me but I don't care (:

Ladies & Gentlemen
Meet
NAYA

From the N.West of England (:
Beautiful soul
Talented, Fun to talk to and all that jazz.
Thing is, Naya never told me about his brother who lives down the road (:
Ladies & Gentlemen,
DEAN

I'll let the images speak for themselves (:

Clearly these guys are long lost brothers alie?
Sorry to the Dean guy, but I've never in my life spoken to him, 'coz I am CONVINCED it's Naya's brother;
but we'll leave Mr. Jeremy Kyle to figure it out

This post just HAD to be made for the simple fact that I keep seeing Naya look-alikes on road and now one crept up on the internet (':
Just for shits & gigs (:

My Bro - DJ INTEGRAL

DJ INTEGRAL
HOUSE/ELECTRO/DUB

My bro.
He's GOING PLACES!
Check out his recent tune:
http://soundcloud.com/integraldub/dubtronics-vol-1

Louis Faucher also known as D.J Integral is 18 and hails from West London. He is already a master at mixing dub-step, electro and house sounds.

Since young, D.J Integral has always had a passion for music, but was first inspired by hearing the sounds of Jam Master Jay. This then spurred him to start mixing 2 step-garage, soulful house and the early examples of grime on the scene when he was just 15. As D.J Integral turned 17, he began to mix between the genres he fell in love with; electro, house and dub-step.

"The smooth sub bass of dub-step and the thumping beat of electro house has
grown on me through the last year and a half." - D.J Integral

At just 18, D.J Integral has performed at numerous events and venues around the U.K. He has performed in "White Gold Events - Tell Me When To Glow", Northampton and Luton Carnival. He also has helped his community by providing his skills in the "W12 Showcase" and "Zest for Life".

D.J Integral is a master ant what he does; no one appreciates and celebrates music as much as he does. He is young, fresh and more than talented. The world is not ready for his skills, so do music justice and listen to the sounds of the one and only D.J Integral.
(Written by yours truly) 


If you want to contact him:
Facebook: Louis 'Integral' Faucher
or
Look at my siblings on Fbook (:

For more tunes
www.myspace.com/1integral
www.youtube.com/deciphereality

Young Parents Give Their Kids No Chance In Life

My name's Paisleigh Yee-Lee Bi

(Not Sexually)

My name is a PARR.

This adorable chicka is:

SUMMERLEIGH DAWN VALENTINE WATSON

Okay.
;
Myself & Summer have decided our parents gave us ridiculous names because:
a) They thought it'd be funny
b) They didn't want us to have a chance at a good job
or
c) All of the above

YOUNG PARENTS
My mummy dearest at me at the age of 19, 2 weeks off twenty.
Now that ain't so bad
(Probably why my whole name doesn't kill off my life)

But seriously;
there are girls I know that have called their kids the most stupid things.

Okay, my friend:
REBECCA BALL
Her daughter:
CRYSTAL DIAMONTE BALL
True Stories.


WHY DO IT TO YOUR POOR CHILDREN?
I know more an more young parents want their kids to have interesting and unique names, but seriously. You need to as Craig David would say "Stop Look Listen" and just think that this child when they grow up will probably hate their name.
People at job interviews will think they are taking the P#?!
I mean, they may be cute or funny, but keep them as that.

Give your child a name that they deserve, a special name to you.
Don't try and impress people with a stupid name; because the probability is that the more people say its cute, the more they are laughing.

Give your child a chance in life;
Give it a NAME.

SEX ED. (:

Girls do it.


MASTURBATION.

Wether your fingering,
Rubbing, or
Using toys.

YOU ARE DOING IT .
We as females tend to hide this part of our life away from the world.
We deny it.
We're ashamed of it.We still do it tho'.

WHY?

'Coz deep down, we know it's ok & natural to do it & we like the pleasure.
When girls admit to it, I rate them.
I mean, what's so bad about it anyway.
Do you never get horny?
Have you never done it?
Never thought to do it?

Never?

Okay.

Think.
Nobody knows your body better than you.
Nobody knows what you want more than you.
Nobody knows what buttons to press, and when to press them more than you.

Still not thinking?
Can't think of what good will come out of it?

It could help you.. how I hear you say?

Kinky Tips:
- Tease your man.
Take charge of your own body and force him to watch and not touch.
- Show him you know what you want
Show him you know what makes you go wild
- Have more fun
Use toys and increase the pleasure
'coz remember girls, toys don't stop :P

I'm sure you can think of your own ways to have fun.

Bullet
(my ones pink)

Click Once:
Low
Click Twice:
Medium
Click 3 Times:
High (:

This is a mini mate. And it's good for anyone starting out on starting to experiment.
It's also good for everyone who already experiments :P

Most girls will tell you; it's the
ISH (:
£10 from Ann Summers
1/2 Price if you spend more than £20 (:

Ask around, all the employees know about what they're selling.

So, I guess that's me saying;

Don't be afraid of your body (: